…um, i very technically have a twitter? but i have, uh, all of twelve tweets and mostly only use it to keep up with my friends, but, yeah, here?
my ao3 is here, if that’s relevant, and that’s really all of me that i’ll be sharing with this corner of the internets, thanks.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
this is true but u forgot the last step
this is a Wasp
this is a WASP
least fuzzy long legs
i’m not going to talk about kansas city, there is literally no way i can possibly talk about something like this in a way that would be healthy for me, like, i definitely applaud people who have eloquent things to say about this! but. i do not.
HOWEVER, if you would like to send me prompts for that most wonderful meme this year of ‘x group of people host a seder’, there is a middling-to-reasonable chance that i will channel feelings into fic whilst i am on a plane tomorrow
OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD i can’t even make this fic i’m just
so headcanon: jake’s, like, a REALLY lapsed jew (i mean he’s had a bar mitzvah, he knows like half the v’ahavta, he makes latkes on hanukkah, but ever since his nana died there’s been no one yelling at him to do shabbat and he’s forgotten literally everything)
but he and gina are talking one day about how jake’s nana used to host the most hardcore seders— like, 3 hours long, matzo balls that were exactly the right amount of fluffy, horseradish that would make your brain steam out your ears, the afikomen would not be found for y e a r s
and holt hears them and happens to mention that oh, he and kevin have been looking for a seder to attend this weekend, they usually have a seder with kevin’s family but unfortunately kevin’s mother’s cousin’s older daughter (who usually hosts them) has recently had a baby and can’t do it, and everyone else in kevin’s family is too far away, what on earth will they do
and amy overhears this and HELPFULLY INFORMS HOLT!! THAT JAKE IS HOSTING A SEDER!! THE BEST SEDER EVER!! HIS FAMOUS SEDER! THAT HE DOES EVERY YEAR! AND YOU ARE TOTALLY WELCOME TO ATTEND SIR!!
captain holt is like, that sounds lovely, santiago
amy is like, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jake is like, what
oh my god i went to the literal worst ~~~CORPORATE FEMINISM~ talk today, oh my god
Forget Thanksgiving with Magneto
Radical mutant seders with Magneto
Now we are slaves
Next year we will be free
(with mighty hands and outstretched arms)
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
where is my “erik and kitty host a seder” fic
I think I promised that to you last year at Passover and then never wrote it because I’m a jerk XD
YOU ARE A JERK. UGH, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?
YES YOU DID. AND PLEASE DO. OMG. PLEASE WRITE IT. I’VE BEEN SO GOOD, NOMES!
I have never needed an X-Men fic like I need this.
honestly if i die today please put chad gadyaAAaa chad gadFUCK on my gravestone