one day i will read an article about female pop artists in relation to each other that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon, but god, that day is not this day

shli1117:

Selfie | “Pilot”

sceptick
DRUNKAMI HOW COME BRAS ARE SO EXPENSIVE BUT SO PRETTY

I CANNOT TELL YOU THESE THINGS. BRAS SHOULD MAKE BE LIKE 1 DOLLAR BECAUSE THEY MAKE THE WORLD SUCH A BETTER PLACE. EVERYONE SHOULD WEAR BRAS AND FANCY LACY LINGERIE ALWAYS ALL THE TIME AND THEN BE HAPPY AND HOT AND PRETTY AND SOFT-LOOKING AND THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY AND MAKE OUT.

PS I GOT THESE AWESOME TIGHTS TODAY WITH BIRDS ON THEM. I AM NOW AN ORNITHOLOGIST. GOODBYE WORMS I NEVER LOVED U ANYWAY. (THIS IS A LIE I STILL LOVE WORMS. BUT I ALSO LOVE BIRDS).

theoutlawtamikaflynn
Shag, Marry, Peck on the cheek: Janelle Monae, Mia Swier, Amber Riley

OH HOW DARE U

shag amber riley, plz, i will literally go down on u until the end of time, i will worship your body however u chose, i love u so much god

marry JANELLE, HOW MUCH FUN WOULD THAT BE, WE WOULD VISIT OTHER WORLDS TOGETHER AND MAKE THE WORLD’S WEIRDEST BREAKFASTS AND SHE WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH BRIGHTER AND MORE MEANINGFUL AND BEAUTIFUL

peck mia and absorb all of her outstanding essence before sending her back to her stupid hairy bf

williamshatnerds:

Ro Laren.

williamshatnerds:

Ro Laren.

ahappycow
sing me a song

THIS IS A SONG ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE JAYMEE

JAYMEE IS THE GREATEST

JAYMEE IS THE BEST

JAYMEE IS BETTER THAN ANYBODY’S BREASTS

(EVEN REALLY GOOD BREASTS)

JAYMEE LOVES BUTTS SO I LIKE BUTTS TOO

THIS IS A SONG THAT I HAVE WRITTEN FOR YOU

ceedawkes replied to your post “6 for the queer characters meme”

and then they ALL HANG OUT TOGETHER :D

CINDI MAYWEATHER HANGS OUT WITH EVERYBODY AND IT IS AMAZING. CINDI MAYWEATHER HANGS OUT ON DS9 AND COMPLETELY CHANGES EVERYONE’S PERCEPTION OF SENTIENCE AND OTHERNESS (IN A WORLD FILLED WITH OTHER-ED PEOPLE MAKING IT FOR THEMSELVES). CINDI MAYEATHER HANGS OUT WITH FELIX AND THEY DO THEIR HAIR AND MAKE THEIR OUTER SHELLS REFLECT THEIR INNER SELVES (EVEN IF THEIR INNER SELVES ARE SYNTHETIC, THEY ARE STILL THEIRS). CINDI MAYWEATHER HANGS OUT ON GETHAN AND RELATES INHERENTLY TO THEIR VALUES BECAUSE SHE TOO DOES NOT FOLLOW HUMAN GENDER CONSTRUCTS, NOR CAN SHE REPRODUCE BY HUMAN CONSTRAINTS. CINDI MAYWEATHER HANGS OUT WITH INARA AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE ANYONE ELSE’S PROPERTY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY MONEY MIGHT BE EXCHANGED TO OWN THEM. CINDI MAYWEATHER MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER IN EVERY UNIVERSE THE END.

"Get a better job! Rise above their heads! Effect change at a higher level!"

somehow it is not even 9 on a saturday and i am ALREADY DRUNK but i have an excuse because i was out with my former tragic straight girl crush who i have precisely 0% of romantic feelings for anymore

but my point is you should ask me things while i am drunk and drunkblogging ect

acommonrose
6 for the queer characters meme

6: queer characters from sci-fi

um, does cindi mayweather count? i feel like cindi mayweather counts. i mean, i sort of feel like cindi mayweather may not have human conceptions of gender or sexuality as such, but is also (or maybe because of that) rly fucking queer.

if cindi mayweather doesn’t count (in which case, pout pout pout): estraven from left hand of darkness, my brave idealistic loving femme hermaphrodite, i owe u so much.

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