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laffbending replied to your post “so, ok, i knew in theory that my program has a teaching requirement,…”

i’ll get back to you when i finish my syllabus for my 300 person section of intro psych

how are we gonna be octopuses about this

so, ok, i knew in theory that my program has a teaching requirement, this is fairly par for the course wrt grad programs, i am not actually surprised that i will have to teach tiny undergrads intro bio

but the actual reality of knowing that i will definitely have to stand in front of a classroom! and lecture! for four sections a week! plus hold office hours! plus write exams! plus grade all their shit! (plus, you know, actually do my job of conducting research) is a little overwhelming

teacher friends: HOW DO YOU TEACH???

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

i should be working but instead i’m thinking about how much i want, like, a buddy cop comedy or smth starring gina torres and allison janney in which they solve crimes by being taller than everyone else. like, they can literally look over people and things to find the clues. they also make out over other inferior people’s heads. they ride off into the sunset as amazons together and also catch criminals in a car with maximum legroom. the end.

five things my mother never taught me - literaryheroine
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While the show isn’t arguing that his gender is the most interesting thing about him, it also realizes that Tony’s experience as a trans man is a huge part of who he is. In fact, Tony takes the clone reveal in stride precisely because he’s already spent so much of his life thinking about his identity. Tony knows there’s only one of him, and the fact that he’s a clone doesn’t change that. (x)


'I toss out a few more quick questions. Director you’d like to work with? "This Steve McQueen guy seems really interesting" Food guilty-pleasures? "All of them. I’m a foodie. I love it ALL" Binge-watched shows? “Downton Abbey, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, Homeland, Nurse Jackie. Yeah. I watch them all.” Favorite Holiday? "I have a six-year-old little girl and I try to keep as much magic in her life for as long as possible before the world intervenes. Christmas just allows so much of that."'— Gina Torres for Bello Mag

'I toss out a few more quick questions. Director you’d like to work with? "This Steve McQueen guy seems really interesting" Food guilty-pleasures? "All of them. I’m a foodie. I love it ALL" Binge-watched shows? “Downton Abbey, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, Homeland, Nurse Jackie. Yeah. I watch them all.” Favorite Holiday? "I have a six-year-old little girl and I try to keep as much magic in her life for as long as possible before the world intervenes. Christmas just allows so much of that."'— Gina Torres for Bello Mag

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